Call it what it actually is. Less about impulsive existential detours, and more about shedding what no longer fits to make room for what does.
Part of the Earnest Adulting collection, this tee pairs honest, dry-witted perspective with a vibrant, retro-inspired puff-gradient graphic. Printed on a classic heavyweight cotton blank, it delivers a clean, structured silhouette that holds sharp lines around the edges—making it an effortless staple whether styled solo with denim or layered under an overshirt or jacket.
Consider it a badge of honor: you’re not spiraling, you’re just paying attention.
Details & Fit
Fit: Unisex classic regular fit with tubular construction for a clean, straight drape. True to size; size up for an intentionally oversized streetwear look.
Fabric Weight: Mid-to-heavyweight feel at 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²), offering durable structure and opacity.
Construction: Open-end yarn, taped neck and shoulders for added durability, and double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem to maintain shape wash after wash.
Graphic: Multi-layer retro typography reading "It's not a midlife crisis, it's a Midlife Awakening" centered across the chest.
Materials & Fiber Content
Solid Colors (White, Black, etc.): 100% cotton
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Heather Colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Care & Fabric Notes
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out with similar colors. Tumble dry low or line dry to maximize print and fabric life. Do not iron directly over the graphic print.
Color Character: Due to the natural properties of cotton, the White variant features a warm, soft off-white tone rather than an optical bright white. The Natural colorway includes expected dark fiber flecks throughout the weave for an authentic, unbleached texture.
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Yours Truly and You LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 17 Sunshine Ln, Livingston, NJ 07039 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Call it what it actually is. Less about impulsive existential detours, and more about shedding what no longer fits to make room for what does.
Part of the Earnest Adulting collection, this tee pairs honest, dry-witted perspective with a vibrant, retro-inspired puff-gradient graphic. Printed on a classic heavyweight cotton blank, it delivers a clean, structured silhouette that holds sharp lines around the edges—making it an effortless staple whether styled solo with denim or layered under an overshirt or jacket.
Consider it a badge of honor: you’re not spiraling, you’re just paying attention.
Details & Fit
Fit: Unisex classic regular fit with tubular construction for a clean, straight drape. True to size; size up for an intentionally oversized streetwear look.
Fabric Weight: Mid-to-heavyweight feel at 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²), offering durable structure and opacity.
Construction: Open-end yarn, taped neck and shoulders for added durability, and double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem to maintain shape wash after wash.
Graphic: Multi-layer retro typography reading "It's not a midlife crisis, it's a Midlife Awakening" centered across the chest.
Materials & Fiber Content
Solid Colors (White, Black, etc.): 100% cotton
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Heather Colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Care & Fabric Notes
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out with similar colors. Tumble dry low or line dry to maximize print and fabric life. Do not iron directly over the graphic print.
Color Character: Due to the natural properties of cotton, the White variant features a warm, soft off-white tone rather than an optical bright white. The Natural colorway includes expected dark fiber flecks throughout the weave for an authentic, unbleached texture.
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Yours Truly and You LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 17 Sunshine Ln, Livingston, NJ 07039 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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