The Earnest Adulting Collection: We're All Just Figuring It Out
Welcome to the club! This collection is dedicated to the hilariously honest reality of modern adult life. From the chronic need for caffeine to the perpetual feeling of being slightly disorganized, our gear features the funniest, most relatable adulting memes and slogans.
It's okay to not be 100% together 100% of the time. We normalize the chaos, celebrate the small wins, and remind you that sincerity and survival go hand-in-hand. Shop the collection and wear your beautifully messy truth!
Fuel Your Thoughts: The "Espresso Yourself" Hardcover Notebook
Your daily grind requires two things: caffeine and a place to empty your brain. This "Espresso Yourself" Hardcover Notebook is the perfect place to jot down everything from brilliant business ideas and grocery lists to existential adulting thoughts.
Featuring the clever coffee pun, this notebook is for those who believe that strong coffee is the key to expressing one's true, brilliant, slightly overwhelmed self. Its durable hardcover means it can survive being tossed in your bag, spilled on your desk, or clutched during a particularly intense brainstorming session.
It’s the ideal companion for students, entrepreneurs, writers, and any coffee lover who needs a stylish, witty place to capture their inner monologue.
Notebook Specs:
Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
Cover: UltraHyde hardcover paper
Pages: 80 lined, cream-colored pages
Features: Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker & Expandable inner pocket
The Perfect Gift For: Students, writers, journalers, and anyone obsessed with coffee and clever puns.
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Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Finally, a shirt that understands your morning routine and your personality. This tee is for the coffee lover who's always ready to speak their mind (and maybe needs a double shot to do it). It's the perfect blend of cozy comfort and witty adult humor.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton - this just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own.
Relaxed fit • Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Crew neck
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Welcome to the Club: The "Self-Love Club" Cozy Sweater
This isn't just a sweater—it's your new favorite uniform for prioritizing yourself. Featuring the empowering phrase "Self-Love Club" alongside affirmations and cute heart design, this cozy garment is a soft, warm reminder that you are your most important commitment.
Whether you’re snuggled up for a night of journaling, heading to a relaxing yoga session, or just running errands while championing mental health, this sweater wraps you in comfort and confidence. It’s the perfect, stylish way to make a statement about wellness and self-care. Join the club and wear your heart on your sleeve!
Fit: Relaxed, Unisex fit for ultimate comfort. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton - soft, durable blend perfect for all-day wear. The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified.
Style: Minimalist text design with positive messaging.
Great For: Self-care Sundays, gifting to a best friend, or daily affirmation.
Its soft, midweight cotton fabric and relaxed fit make it perfect for everyday wear. Each piece has subtle color variations that create a unique, lived-in look.
Welcome to the Club: The "Self-Love Club" Cozy Sweater
This isn't just a sweater—it's your new favorite uniform for prioritizing yourself. Featuring the empowering phrase "Self-Love Club" alongside affirmations and cute scattered heart design, this cozy garment is a soft, warm reminder that you are your most important commitment.
Whether you’re snuggled up for a night of journaling, heading to a relaxing yoga session, or just running errands while championing mental health, this sweater wraps you in comfort and confidence. It’s the perfect, stylish way to make a statement about wellness and self-care. Join the club and wear your heart on your sleeve!
Fit: Relaxed, Unisex fit for ultimate comfort.
Fabric: 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
Style: Minimalist text design with positive messaging.
Great For: Self-care Sundays, gifting to a best friend, or daily affirmation.
More info:
Dyed-to-match drawstrings
Dropped shoulder cut
Cropped body with a raw hem
We get it. Your calendar is full, your coffee is cold, and you're pretty sure you left the stove on. This shirt is for the charmingly chaotic human who is always on the go and rarely on time.
Featuring the highly relatable phrase, "Probably Late For Something," this tee doesn't just make a statement—it provides a handy explanation for your hurried dash down the street. It's the perfect gift for the friend who makes great entrances, the parent who juggles too much, or anyone who simply runs on their own schedule.
Wear this shirt and embrace the beautiful mess that is modern adult life!
Fit: Relaxed, comfortable unisex fit.
Humor: A great ice-breaker and instant conversation starter.
Fabric: Soft and durable for surviving the mad dash of life.
More info:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton - this just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own.
Relaxed fit
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Crew neck
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Effortless Affirmation: The "Self-Love Club" Dad Hat
Join the club with style and comfort. This "Self-Love Club" Dad Hat is the ultimate low-profile accessory for high-vibration days. Featuring the empowering phrase, affirmations and signature heart, this cap serves as a perfect daily reminder to prioritize your well-being.
The classic, relaxed fit of the dad hat makes it universally comfortable and easy to wear—perfect for covering up on the way to the gym, running errands, or simply keeping the sun out of your eyes while you focus on you. It's a simple, subtle, and stylish way to champion mental health and self-care wherever you go.
Style: Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
Closure: Adjustable strap with a buckle.
Material: Soft, durable cotton twill (or specify your material).
The Perfect Accessory For: Self-care days, gym sessions, casual outings, and stylish daily affirmation.
More info:
100% cotton twill
Pre-curved visor with 6-row stitching
Adjustable Velcro® (hook-and-loop) closure
Matching undervisor and sweatband
Head circumference: 22.83″ (58 cm)
Blank product sourced from Myanmar
EU Warranty: 2 Years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Welcome to the Club: The "Self-Love Club" Cozy Sweater
This isn't just a sweater—it's your new favorite uniform for prioritizing yourself. Featuring the empowering phrase "Self-Love Club" alongside affirmations and cute scattered hearts, this cozy garment is a soft, warm reminder that you are your most important commitment.
Whether you’re snuggled up for a night of journaling, heading to a relaxing yoga session, or just running errands while championing mental health, this sweater wraps you in comfort and confidence. It’s the perfect, stylish way to make a statement about wellness and self-care. Join the club and wear your heart on your sleeve!
Fit: Relaxed, Unisex fit for ultimate comfort. Fabric: 100% cotton face / 65% cotton, 35% polyester. Soft, durable blend perfect for all-day wear. Style: Minimalist text design with positive messaging. Great For: Self-care Sundays, gifting to a best friend, or daily affirmation.
Additional Info:
Side-seamed construction
Self-fabric patch on the back
Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!